Hi, I'm tiresome, so is my profile, good luck.

I do GUARANTEE if you get in touch, it is not going to be boring. So let me say a few things, so both of you have some insight:

The brain's our most powerful sex-organ and if you're not using it as such, you're losing out -- I'm not saying burn
incense candles and prattle about "it's not the size it's what you do with it" -- Crap : Size counts, particularly if used skillfully - PARTICULARLY if directed by a brain that's on duty.

Self-awareness is in short supply which is why folk spend so much time having Bad Sex.

No Sex is better than Bad Sex - Good Sex should be non-negotiable.

Yep, it's reasonably simple to achieve that. Took a LOT of fucking-up (ahem) to learn mind you....but learn I do, come teach me more, there are rabbit-burrows galore to explore.

So, please get in touch if:

You want to.

You don't use endless internet speak or small, yellow cartoons to communicate.

Have anything, ANYTHING, compelling on your mind that you feel like sharing.

Are worried what's on your mind is so obscene or too innocuous. You cannot offend me, and I never judge.

Despite my many, many words I am after 2 qualities in others:

Have courage to be Responsive

Have the willingness to be Interactive

There are many excellent face-value options on XVIDEOS.COM so choose someone eye-catching, don't try and find the needle in the haystack, you'll just get a lot of little pricks.

But make no mistake, it's about sex and enjoying everything about it ----- None of us are here for a haircut.

Fact is I could write anything and nobody cares so I'm just leaving blank space at the end.....

"Nice to meet you, where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought
Oh my God, look at that face
You look like my next mistake
Love's a game, wanna play?
'Cause we're young and we're reckless
We'll take this way too far
It'll leave you breathless
Or with a nasty scar
Got a long list of ex-lovers
They'll tell you I'm insane
But I've got a blank space, baby
And I'll write your name"

- (apologies for the theft Miss Swift)